Cinema Monolith

Reviews of movies from my giant DVD tower, and more.

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Worst. Christmas. Movie. EVER! Join me as I rip to pieces the final Jaws film, where a great white seeks vengeance on Chief Brody’s family. Why, I don’t know.

Why did this mini-sub occupant just vomit in his mask?
Click here to find out why the audience did as well.

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Review Totals

Movies Reviewed: 210

From the Monolith: 117

Movies by Decade

1920s – 0
1930s – 5
1940s – 19
1950s – 31
1960s – 32
1970s – 34
1980s – 32
1990s – 5
2000s – 13
2010s – 39

Movies by Genre

Action/Adventure – 38
Comedy – 34
Crime – 19
Documentary – 4
Drama – 22
Horror – 37
Musical – 1
Mystery/Thriller – 19
Romance – 3
Sci-Fi/Fantasy – 25
Western – 7

Movies by CM Rating

10 star – 10
9 star – 25
8 star – 34
7 star – 29
6 star – 22
5 star – 20
4 star – 22
3 star – 16
2 star – 17
1 star – 12
0 star – 3

Movies by MPAA Rating

Pre-1968 – 83
G – 1
PG – 30
PG-13 – 34
R – 55
NC-17 – 0
TV and Unrated – 7

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