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Cinema Monolith: 3/10 This film is part of the Cinema Monolith collection!
IMDb: 4.1/10
The Cinema Source: F

Premiered on ESPN on September 25, 2004
Not rated
90 minutes

Directed by Peter Bogdanovich

Written by Christian Darren

Cast: Tom Sizemore, Dash Mihok, George DiCenzo, Melissa DeMarco, Sarain Boylan, Carlos Diaz, Jayne Eastwood, Paulino Nunes, Geoffrey Bowes, Mike Didier, Devon Bostick, Melanie Marden, Kim Allan

The short, sad story of former Cincinnati Reds player-manager Pete Rose, who was accused of betting on baseball while managing the Reds, and ultimately was banished from the sport by Commissioner Bart Giamatti after legal investigations showed that the allegations were, for the most part, true. This biographical account centered on events that occurred between 1986 and 1989, when Rose became friends with Paul Janszen, a man who was drawn into Rose’s illicit gambling affairs, and concluded with Janszen blowing the whistle and Rose agreeing to the banishment, in exchange for a ‘no finding’ ruling by Major League Baseball.

I was surprised that this made-for-cable baseball biopic was directed by Peter Bogdanovich—who had helmed such cinematic treasures as The Last Picture Show and Paper Moon—but dismayed to find that here, his skills behind the camera were less evident; the execution and delivery of story events felt klunky, and a preponderance of oddly-framed shots and close-ups only made things worse. It was as if he was just going through the directorial motions, and fulfilling some sort of obligation that held no interest for him whatsoever.

Strangely, actor Tom Sizemore portrayed Rose as a loveable lunkhead, and unfortunately, you can’t just give an actor a mop-top haircut (or what looked like a mop-top wig in this case) and expect him to be Pete Rose. I was totally unconvinced by the performance; there was something about the Rose persona—his energy and his cocksure nature, for starters—that neither the filmmakers nor Sizemore could quite capture. Instead, Sizemore imbued his character with a happy-go-lucky outlook and an awkward gait, which only made him appear both mentally and physically challenged.

However, there apparently was a dark, manipulative side to Rose, and here was where Bogdanovich and Sizemore hit the mark, making him look not only like a selfish, contemptible jerk, but a deceptively untrustworthy one as well. Somewhere, there’s a compelling story buried in the film, and after all that’s been said and reported about the situation over the years, it would’ve been nice to get a more realistic and in-depth look of what actually transpired, instead of the partially fictionalized account that was presented here.

I was a Reds fan in the 1970s and 1980s, and here I got a kick out of seeing views of old Riverfront Stadium and hearing the names of players and coaches from that era’s squad, but apparently no one bothered to study team-issued yearbooks or media guides, because the likenesses were appallingly off-base; only actor George DiCenzo, as Giamatti, was a dead-ringer for the original.

And like I’d said about Eight Men Out—another gambling-themed baseball film—I think this particular story would’ve been better told as a multi-episode series, where circumstances and details could’ve been fleshed out and dealt with in a more all-encompassing manner. As it stands, Hu$tle was nothing more than a surface-level tabloid exposé on a troubled ballplayer, and nowhere near the fact-based character study it should’ve been.  (3/10)

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6 comments on “Hu$tle

  1. Julie

    And most definitely you would know! (I thought these were supposed to be short?)


  2. Todd Benefiel

    Okay, okay…SOME of the reviews you find here might be a little longer than others! And if you like short, you should’ve seen my original Eagle Eye review!


  3. spreth1

    For a topic that undoubtedly caused a lot of pain, the review is commendably unbiased. Sizemore playing a contemptible jerk is a bit like Charlie Sheen playing a womanizer or Herve Villechaize playing a little person.


  4. Todd Benefiel

    Thank you for the comment, sir! And Tom Sizemore playing a contemptible jerk is a bit like Ted Sizemore playing a second baseman for the Phillies. Or Ted Giannoulas playing a chicken for a San Diego radio station.

    You know we could do this forever, right?


  5. spreth1

    Is this where I just say “Mayor McCheese” and it’s over?


  6. Todd Benefiel

    Ha! I was going to say the same thing, but figured not one other person on Earth would know what the hell we were talking about. But then again, this is our particular thread of the discussion, so we can say whatever we want, right?

    With that in mind, then…THIS is the Value Tray!


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